Who Let The Dogs Out?

MANSA AWUAH ‘’26

That’s right folks, the dogs are coming out! Their lengthy hibernation may be the one good result of winter! But it’s Spring (we made it!) and so they’re making their first red carpet appearances! Flashy and impossible to ignore.Wondering why you’ve been seeing weirdly long, gangly, hairy toes in class? Even worse, been absent-minded in math class, taken an innocent glance at the table, and seen BARE TOES rubbing the carpet? Well, I’m here to tell you why. People’s feet feel cooped up in close-toed shoes; the dogs need to be let out, after all! Here are some excellent footwear choices for these exact purposes.

Shower shoes can be worn as a double agent for flip-flops
Birkenstocks
Good ol’ slippers
Crocs (with the athletic heel on, of course, don’t we all run around barefoot?)

Courtesy of Katelyn Cui

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